Did you hear about old Bob?
He never had much luck
Then the republicans give him a job
And someone paid him 100 bucks
They said we got an election
And some illegals gonna wanna try to vote
So we need you stand by the voting site
And make sure they don’t get close
So Bob got out his baseball bat
And he went to do his job
Making sure that Seminole country
Was free from voter fraud
He showed up at the library with a Confederate flag on his truck
And he brought along some beer and soon some friends showed up
And at first it all was fun
But then it just got slow
When the day kept getting hotter
And the beer was getting low
And Bob was about to head to out to buy a few more that were cold
When a family showed up in a minivan and they were yapping in Espanol
Well Bob walked to the family
Looking mean and looking mad
And he asked to see their id’s
Because he thought that was a right he had
And they thought joe was a crazy person
And one of them pushed him back
And then Bob went back to the bed of the truck and grabbed his baseball bat
And he beat the man so close to death
Some people watching just got sick
And that’s the story of old Bob
And how the republicans won that district
Music and lyrics by Benjamin Adair Murphy ASCAP (464341364) Watery Grave Music ASCAP (396517127)
Old Bob on Election Night (ASCAP ID# 908817493)
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